Oh, those preying TV preachers

Who milk the mail for cash

Blood-sucking Bible teachers

Who blow funds on a beer bash

After pitching your prayers in the trash.

 

Plant a seed for prosperity

I see a Rolex out there

So hurry to  my meet my  needs

Just open your wallet and share.

 

Golden swans in my shower stalls

A trip to the Holy Land

Costly paintings on my walls

Nothing’s too grand for God’s man.

 

Adorn my fingers with diamond rings

No off-the-rack suits for me!

Pay your taxes to the  king

Give, or you won’t receive!

The Bible says sow liberally

Blessings don’t come for free!

 

A vow of two thousand dollars

That’s God’s rock-bottom price

He’d rather not be bothered

With a measly ten or a five!

 

Send in that vow right now

Or the Lord will pass you by

Don’t stop praying (and paying)

Or the Fountain will run dry

And you’ll never get pie-in-the-sky!

 

Send me your wedding ring

I’ll take ANYTHING!

I’ll even take the food from your mouth

To help you prove your faith with a vow!

 

This is YOUR day for a miracle

You’ll receive a hundred-fold

So mail your money to me

If you want your cup to be full

This precious truth is worth more than gold

(At least it is to me!).